Warning: appropriate for age 16+. If you’re younger, please run back to your parents and be a good kid.
Just the other day, my girl friends and I were discussing about Form 5 Biology, chapter 4 if ya know what I mean. Anyway, the topic wandered to male territories and we wondered what else can we call the “penis” something other than a, well, “penis”?
What we found were rather amusing and could be good use in the future.
So, here are 101 other ways you can call the male’s genitals:
anaconda
Apollo Rocket of Love
baby-arm
baby-maker
baloney pony
banana bus
beef whistle
bell on a pole
boomstick
bratwurst
centimeter-peener-weiner
cock
crotch
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
ding dong mcdork
dipstick
disco stick
dong
dragon
drum stick
Excalibur
family jewels
flesh flute
fire hose
fudge sickle
fun gun
fun stick
groin
heat-seeking moisture missile
hump lump
hustle muscle
jackhammer
John
joystick
junk
lap rocket
leaky hose
light saber
lower finger
love muscle
love rod
love stick
man cannon
manhood
man meat
master sword
mayo shooting hotdog gun
meat injection
meat stick
meat thermometer
meter long king kong dong
milk shooter
moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
mushroom head
peepee
Pied Piper
piss weasle
piston
plug
pork sword
prick
private eye
private part
pushup rod
quiver bone
rod
rod of pleasure
rod of wonder
schmuck
semen truck
shaft
short arm
skin flute
spawn hammer
spear
squirt gun
stick shift
the D
third leg
tinker
tool
trouser snake
trouser tumour
twinkie
vanilla from Manila
wand
wang
wanger
wee wee
wiener
willy
wing dang doodle
winkie
yingyang
yogurt gun
yogurt slinger
