Wait, did he just imply that Chinese men have small…
Last week, Zimbabwe’s health minister said something that hurt every Chinese guy’s manhood, and he did it at a HIV prevention event in the capital city of Zimbabwe, Harare.
“The southern African region has the highest incidence of HIV and we are promoting the use of condoms. Youths now have a particular condom that they like, but we don’t manufacture them.”
“We import condoms from China and some men complain they are too small,” David Parirenyatwa said.
David has unknowingly crushed some 700,000,000 men’s manhood in China.
FYI, China is among the largest condom producers in the world with over 300 condom manufacturers pumping out roughly 3 billion condoms per year.
Responding to the minister’s statement, a Chinese manufacturer is now planning to make condoms of different sizes to cater to men with a larger ‘package’.
“As to the different demands from customers such as in Zimbabwe, Daxiang, as a Chinese manufacturer, has the ability and the obligation to make a contribution.”
“So we have started to do some surveys on users’ data in the region to make preparations for future products with different sizes,” the company’s chief executive officer said.
Zhao added that Chinese men prefer thinner condoms and don’t pay much attention to the size while North Americans like softer condoms.
As expected, this news went viral and many Chinese guys were triggered.
“If you’re saying Chinese guys have small penises, how come we have the largest population in the world?” a netizen said.
“It’s not the size that matters, it’s the skill. That’s how we have the largest population in the world,” another netizen commented.
To all the Chinese guys out there, do you agree with what Zimbabwe’s health minister said? XD
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