People who run business to customer (B2C) services meet a lot of different people on a daily basis, some of whom make for memorable impressions, may they be good or bad.
Luckily for us, mobile gadget store Joe Gadget’s owner decided to keep screenshots of some of his most unforgettable interactions with his customers, and it’s hella amusing.
Awus (@Pojoo_) took to his Twitter account to showcase just some of the customers he has to deal with on a daily basis, namely those who ask hilarious questions that don’t make sense. Luckily for them, Awus has quite a sense of humour himself, as his responses reflect the customers’ texts perfectly.
Koleksi chat kelakar sepanjang niaga phone…. pic.twitter.com/U9nLXNpW7F
— awus ? (@Pojoo_) August 5, 2019
Awus writes, “Funny chat collection from my phone business.”
Here are the chats:
Source: Twitter
This chat goes,
Customer: I just wanted to ask, (iPhone) 5s no gigabytes, how much would that be?
Awus: No gigabytes?
Customer: Ahhh (Yes)
Awus: How to throw away gigabytes?
Source: Twitter
This chat goes,
Customer: I heard chatter that you sell iPhones? Is that true?
Awus: Yeap.
Customer: Ohh, that’s how it is.
Awus: Yeah, that’s how it is.
Customer: So that’s the story.
Awus: Yeah, that’s the story.
Source: Twitter
This one goes,
Customer: Why is it secondhand?
Awus: Because someone has used it before la.
Source: Twitter
This chat says,
Customer: Greetings, Joe Gadget. May I ask, if I’d like to trade in an iPhone 6 64 gigabytes, and take an iPhone 6s, how much do I need to pay up? My phone, only the fingerprint pad is not working. For the iPhone 6s, I’d like it with 16 gigabytes.
Awus: Greetings, we don’t accept spoiled phones for trade-in. Sorry.
Customer: Don’t want la. I’m sulking. Sorry! I wrongly sent that.
Source: Twitter
This chat goes,
Customer: iPhone.
Awus: Ok.
Customer: What is ok?
Awus: What is iPhone?
Source: Twitter
This one goes,
Customer: Greetings, What day does your shop open on Monday?
Awus: Greetings, the sixth day of Hari Raya.
Customer: Hahaha, I meant what time do you open?
Source: Twitter
This chat says,
Customer: Hi, is this Joe Gadget? iPhone 5 16 gigabytes & 32 gigabytes, how much are they? iPhone 5s 16 gigabytes & 32 gigabytes, how much are they? Boss, reply a bit.
Awus: A bit.
Source: Twitter
This one reads,
Customer: Greetings, I wanted to ask, how much is the iPhone X 256 gigabytes in silver and the iPhone 8+ 256 gigabytes in silver?
Awus: Greetings, you’d like brand-new ones, right?
Customer: Yes.
Awus: RM9,900.
Customer: Ohh, does it include postage?
Awus: For both, it’s free postage.
Customer: Yeah, I don’t have RM9,000 yet.
Source: Twitter
This one says,
Customer: The shop is with where?
Awus: The shop is with me.
Customer: *Where
Awus: Ohh, at Ocean Melaka.
Source: Twitter
This chat reads,
Customer: Okay, thank you. I wanted to ask, has the battery had problems before this? Hello, I’m asking.
Awus: Hello, Asking. Yes, it’s had problems.
Customer: Don’t la.
The customers’ weird questions and Awus’s antics proved very entertaining to many netizens.
Source: Twitter
This comment reads, “Hi, I’m Entertained.”
Source: Twitter
Awus’s posting has since garnered over 27,600 retweets.
What’s the weirdest question or inquiry you’ve gotten from a customer? Let us know in the comments section!
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